One frosty New Year's Eve, four young lads huddled 'neath a kotatsu. After a toast to the new year, one of the lads, Jugemu Nadonado, said, "What are you guys looking forward to in the coming year? As for myself, I look forward to you three's company foremost… If for no other reason than the drinks.".
Yuuta Aiouwa said, "All the pretty ladies I'll court - that's what I look forward to most."
Kazuo Karoushi said, "Working hard and making my way up the rungs of the corporate ladder. That's my grindset, yo."
And lastly Akira Itei said, "Life is nothing but meaningless suffering; the only thing I look forward to is the sweet release of death."
To which Jugemu said, "Oooookay then. Now, how about the things we're most scared of potentially facing in the new year? As for myself, I'm scared of us losing touch with each other."
Yuuta said, "I'm scared of my wife finding out what I've been up to."
Kazuo said, "I'm scared of quesadillas. They're so… cheesy."
Akira's eyes shifted around a bit. Jugemu asked, "Is something the matter?". Akira said, "Well, no, it's just that my greatest fear is kind of embarrassing.". Yuuta said, "If it's more embarrassing than being scared of quesadillas, then this is gonna be spicy!". Jugemu, Yuuta, and Kazuo all started chanting at Akira, "Say it! Say it! Say it!".
Akira said, "OK, fine… I'm scared of spontaneously growing a pair of boobs."
Everybody started laughing at Akira. He tried to explain, "What if I got a hormone imbalance that resulted in breast development! That sort of thing affects a lot of men! It would be so embarrassing!", but the others wouldn't listen. In fact, Akira had always been the butt monkey of the group.
So the next day the gang decided to prank Akira. As Akira was sound asleep, Yuuta, Kazuo, and Jugemu shaved off his body and facial hair, put a woman's wig over his bald head, put makeup on him, painted his nails, and dressed him up, and put some makeshift breast forms over his chest. How Akira remained asleep through this whole ordeal is beyond me.
Then Yuuta, Kazuo, and Jugemu went away and waited for Akira to wake up, peeping from around a corner.
Eventually Akira woke from his slumber, groaning, "That was one Hell of a hatsuyume… Eh?". Immediately he noticed how he was looking rather different. He started fondling his breasts and with a squeaky voice said, "Wow, I knew they were gonna do something like this, but I'm impressed by the dedication. They even painted my nails, and at that did a pretty good job!". She got out of bed and joyously twirled around with a terribly smug grin.
Yuuta, Kazuo, and Jugemu came up to Akira and said, "Aww, consarnit, you tricked us!… Alright, the least you can do is tell us what you're really afraid of."
Akira said, "At this very moment? Losing my dick."
Oato ga yoroshii you de.
One frosty New Year's Eve, four young lads huddled 'neath a kotatsu. After a toast to the new year, one of the lads, Jugemu Nadonado, said, "What are you guys looking forward to in the coming year? As for myself, I look forward to you three's company foremost… If for no other reason than the drinks.".Yuuta Aiouwa said, "All the pretty ladies I'll court - that's what I look forward to most."Kazuo Karoushi said, "Working hard and making my way up the rungs of the corporate ladder. That's my grindset, yo."And lastly Akira Itei said, "Life is nothing but meaningless suffering; the only thing I look forward to is the sweet release of death."To which Jugemu said, "Oooookay then. Now, how about the things we're most scared of potentially facing in the new year? As for myself, I'm scared of us losing touch with each other."Yuuta said, "I'm scared of my wife finding out what I've been up to."Kazuo said, "I'm scared of quesadillas. They're so… cheesy."Akira's eyes shifted around a bit. Jugemu asked, "Is something the matter?". Akira said, "Well, no, it's just that my greatest fear is kind of embarrassing.". Yuuta said, "If it's more embarrassing than being scared of quesadillas, then this is gonna be spicy!". Jugemu, Yuuta, and Kazuo all started chanting at Akira, "Say it! Say it! Say it!".Akira said, "OK, fine… I'm scared of spontaneously growing a pair of boobs."Everybody started laughing at Akira. He tried to explain, "What if I got a hormone imbalance that resulted in breast development! That sort of thing affects a lot of men! It would be so embarrassing!", but the others wouldn't listen. In fact, Akira had always been the butt monkey of the group.So the next day the gang decided to prank Akira. As Akira was sound asleep, Yuuta, Kazuo, and Jugemu shaved off his body and facial hair, put a woman's wig over his bald head, put makeup on him, painted his nails, and dressed him up, and put some makeshift breast forms over his chest. How Akira remained asleep through this whole ordeal is beyond me.Then Yuuta, Kazuo, and Jugemu went away and waited for Akira to wake up, peeping from around a corner.Eventually Akira woke from his slumber, groaning, "That was one Hell of a hatsuyume… Eh?". Immediately he noticed how he was looking rather different. He started fondling his breasts and with a squeaky voice said, "Wow, I knew they were gonna do something like this, but I'm impressed by the dedication. They even painted my nails, and at that did a pretty good job!". She got out of bed and joyously twirled around with a terribly smug grin.Yuuta, Kazuo, and Jugemu came up to Akira and said, "Aww, consarnit, you tricked us!… Alright, the least you can do is tell us what you're really afraid of."Akira said, "At this very moment? Losing my dick."Oato ga yoroshii you de. https://ift.tt/eA8V8J https://ift.tt/3GByXVi
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